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Infractions are typically worth one dollar, but have been worth up to , at the discretion of his roommates.
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Schmidt believes them both times, but he considers the thieves "typical meth heads" for taking his suits and leaving the money in the jar.
Schmidt is the only character in the series to put money in the jar, but Jess encouraged Sadie to pay up after she says, "I know my way around a Grizzly Adams" in the episode "Eggs." Despite the jar's ineffectiveness, by the episode "Pepperwood," the roommates have devised a similar plan for Jess - an "Annoyance Bowl" which sits next to the Douchebag Jar in the living room.
In "Bathtub," Jess and Winston buy a tub against Nick and Schmidt's wishes and without telling them, but while they're filling it with water on the roof, it cracks a hole in the ceiling above Schmidt's closet and destroys all his suits.